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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 12:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

With 2 petawatts, the powerful American ZEUS laser competes with particle accelerators. - Farmingdale Observer

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

President Xi Jinping Speaks with U.S. President Donald J. Trump on the Phone - fmprc.gov.cn

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Show 1433: What Are the Hidden Dangers in the Air We Breathe? - The People's Pharmacy

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is facing trial — and these eccentric sketch artists - The Washington Post

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Why is the world male-dominated?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

ASCO day 2: A tragic paradox, Gilead updates, and lots of Pfizer news - statnews.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Sweden’s Maja Stark wins U.S. Women’s Open for first major championship - NBC Sports

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

What is the correct way to say "you're welcome" in French? Is it "de rien" or something else, and if so, what is it exactly (including accent marks)?

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Are you afraid to get married and why?

No, not a chance

No go.

Minds and Behinds